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When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
Lady DJ known for the large corns on her toes. DJ Corn Cap in da house. Produced by Feral DJs. Often found causing rave toe at Carousel. Visit www.djcorncap.com for merch and tour dates.
Boy: yo who’s that DJ slinging mad beats right now?
Girl: that’s DJ Corn Cap my G
Boy: BALACLAVA MASSIVE!!!
Girl: Hard!!!
An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.
“Hey Dave wanna go get a Brazilian corn dog?”
“Nah Brain there always to salty”
Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.
"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"
Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole
Mike is in jail eating that candy corn
(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.
“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”
When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus
Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party