Wisconsin Corn Dog

Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.

"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"

Being a Riley

The act of taking credit for anything and everything good in an attempt to impress those who clearly don't give a shit.

"I thought of a new name for our band but Nick was totally being a Riley and said it was his idea all along."