A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex ending with cum inflation
Jane: I’m gonna go and Hop on Stick Fight.
John: oh, have fun, don’t get hurt too bad.
Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.
Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!
you're supposed to say fight the struggle when you are getting fucked in the ass
A scared person who can’t fight so pussys out by saying “peaceful fight”
Come on then let’s fight
He says no can we have a peaceful fight
A fight between two elderly women. Usually over small and stupid stuff.
I saw a granny fight in the theater.