Rural Dictionary

sucka ain't got no shot

phrase used to say to somebody that has horrible aim, whether it be in shooting a basketball, or shooting a shell in Mario Kart, etc.

{CWar shoots and misses}

Hahaha, sucka ain't got no shot.

by El_Scorcho October 11, 2004

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An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.

Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 24, 2010

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ive got that money in the bank

wack ass line used in almost every rap song.

"ive got that money in the bank, shawty whatcha think??"

by sssssaaaaarrrrrrrraaaaaahhhhh May 18, 2007

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I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

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