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a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck
"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"
a half hero is a person who knows that man is baicically evil inside and at sometimes cannot always make the right decisions, they know that man is fallen so they know that they will not always be able to do the right thing, but no matter what they always try to.
Parent: what the hell where you thinking why did you have to go an do something so stupid!
Kid: I'm only half hero, i cant do the right thing all the time!
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half a hard on, inbetween state
my dick scraped my zipper as it went from a half-a-hard-on to an erect tool
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a half moon is a type of bunker for paintball, most of the times is the biggest bunker on the field and its half of a circle.
Paintballer 1- "i'll take half moon and you take the snake"
Paintballer 2- "Alright good luck"
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the state of being totally fucked, when a copious amounts of jack daniels or other whiskey such as jamesons has been consumed, said dan is belligerent, confrontational and completely serious even at a funny remark or action.
dans are normally very studious and likeable until the clock strikes half past dan
other stages of dan may be described as 10 past dan or the infamous quarter past dan when the first symptoms of intoxication are present such as a quick glare or on occasion extremely serious facial expression
at twenty past dan one may observe said dan to be in a "whiskey rager" state of mind and become progressively more serious as more whiskey is consumed as well as possible devil worship and utterances of parkway drive lyrics"
-_-
"ha....no"
"oh no its half past dan again... gonna have to be careful"
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When you fuck up in front of drill sergeants, you move in the command of execution which is move enemy you're in the half right face you'll more than likely go into the front leaning rest position
*the whole platoon talking loud*
Drill sergeant: SHUT THE FUCK UP DELTA! You know what too easy, HALF RIGHT FACE!!! Front leaning rest position move!!
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An Australian expression meaning "I am extremely envious of your position and wish that I could share even some of your good fortune".
Keith: My missus can't get enough at the moment, she keeps dragging me off to bed. I'm fair knackered.
Mike: Half your luck!