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A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.
Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.
Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.
What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
When I get rich I need a house wit 13 thick ass Asian women feedin me n wifey grapes
After someone’s says it’s ok to just say good morning.
A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.
Good morning coach Jim Moortgat