trout mouth

Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.

The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.

"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."

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mouth douche

Self explanitory, Oral cleansing

You sick fuck, you need a mouth douche after saying that.

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Mouth Burrito

vomit or the act of vomiting. usually from drinking too much booze.

"i don't remember last night, but i woke up covered in mouth burrito."

"hey that dude just mouth burrito'd all over the new carpeting!"

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bong mouth

A ring of acne and herpe-symplex c circumfrencing ones mouth from habitual bong use. Can be avoided by cleaning the mouth of the bong prior to use.

You might want to clean that bong before you use it, last time I hit out of that piece I got a severe case of Bong Mouth

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Clowns Mouth

Girl, on period, puts golf ball in guys but, the guy then sticks his penis in her vagina and pulls it out. Craps the golf ball out in her mouth and gets a blow job.

Cindy and I decided to skip mini golf and demonstrate our own version of the Clowns Mouth.

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mouth cherry

The fictional hymen in a girl's mouth before she has given brain. Popping a mouth cherry is an impressive feat.

Me: Yo I popped noelle's mouth cherry last night!
You: That's bullshit
Me: No really I even gave her a gonzo

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Meat Mouth

The rawness of an arsehole as its violently widened by an exiting meal, often curry. In occasional cases, leaves the pipe smelling faintly of pork or beef.

Often causes bleeding, see Coughing Tramp.

"Hello darling, how are you?"

"Not too good actually, I just had a shit but I've got a right Meat Mouth now..."

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