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worst band ever

A highly sought-after title among many musicians, including (but not limited to) Nickelback, the Beastie Boys, Aerosmith, Linkin Park and Jessica Simpson. It has been speculated that they pursue this appellation because they are unable to compete in arenas of actual merit, and so have rebelled against the established standards to create their own uniquely emetic mixture of atrocious music and popular appeal.

"Nickelback is the worst band ever."
"That's not official. Yet."

by maryla November 11, 2007


band o' asians

Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.

Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.

"There's probably a band o' asians in there."

by bemz January 14, 2010


shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 09, 2004


The Best Band In the World

Quite simply, unmistakably, undeniably and without a doubt; PINK FLOYD

Hey man, let's listen to some music...

Oh, ok. What do you have in mind?

You know... Music!

OK! I'll put on some Pink Floyd.

Dude! They're the best band in the world!

by jesuitson October 25, 2008


Band-Aid Smoker

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.

Sherlock is totally a band-aid smoker.

by SingleCelledPsyk November 25, 2016


bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong December 28, 2015


Rock Band 3

1. (pronoun) The dying 2010 rhythm game developed by Harmonix.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you wanna play some Rock Band 3?
Guy 2: Nah man, you need to grow up and play better, modern games... Amateur.

by Dynamo Roller January 15, 2023