Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

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jen syndrome

to trip over everything and run into poles on a daily basis.

Look that freshie totally has jen syndrome.

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Liverpool Syndrome

A person's belief that their previously successful football club is still universally revered and feared, despite a dearth of competitive success in the last two to three decades. Most applicable to clubs that have been managed by Kenny Dalglish (see Liverpool FC, Glasgow Celtic, Blackburn Rovers et al.).

Scott: Dave, where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?
Dave: I think we'll be challenging for the title, so long as Stevie and Luis stay fit.
Scott: You do realise that Liverpool are currently 12th in the table have won just twice in 10 games?
Dave: Yeah but we're a massive club and the manager will turn it round.
Scott: Dave you are being quite deluded; I think you may have Liverpool Syndrome.
Dave: Not so, Liverpool are the biggest club in the world and everyone's favourite song is 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

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Stalkholm Syndrome

Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.

Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."

Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.

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Mustang Syndrome

A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.

I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.

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Chelsea Syndrom

A person who is intimidated by large groups of people and is therefore afraid to speak. This person will hardly ever say a word, but will laugh with the group and look interested. However, this person will be very talkative outside of a large group of people.

Uh-oh, Tatiana has Chelsea Syndrom. She hasn't said a word all day.

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dunlap syndrome

when your stomach " dun lapped" over your pants

Hey that lady over there needs to pull her pants up- she gots Dunlap Syndrome.

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