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How Australians pronounce the number six.
Hi, can I have sex ice creams
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The most amazing activity that everyone including their mothers partake in except for you. Sex is also the focus in movies, music, photography, paintings, and especially advertising. it is everywhere even the most unattractive people on this planet make it seem so easy that even you could do it. Some of the most successful adverts will have you believe product X will help you obtain sex if you purchase their product. Don't be fooled Sex is impossible to obtain but you are going to try anyway this is how it drives our society to be better.
The creepy man in the bushes is trying to have sex with me
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Sex. noun, alternative for the word "sexy." Similiar to the Paris Hilton's usage of "that's hot." Or that girl on SWEET SIXTEEN's "That's juicy." Formula:adjective-suffix. aka. Sexy- sex, Sketchy-sketch, etc. America is too current for adjectives/adverbs/and verbs.
Molly:Wow, Alexa that's a really sex thong you're wearing, too bad everyone can see it you BAR SKANK!
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When a man fucks a woman
When a little girl sees sex, she goes to school and asks her male teacher to fuck her and make her moan. Then, the teacher feels pleasure and starts to rape other kids: the continuous chain of fucking
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So this girl Gillian walks up to me with her vagina hanging out and her boobs drooping down and says "what is sex." We all know that sex is hard to explain, so I decided to show her. I found a girl named Zoe on the street and decided I'd give it a shot. I took her home and invited her into my hot tub while Gillian was on the deck observing carefully and taking notes. I got Zoe into the hot tub and said "now let's have some fun." She told me earlier that she liked lollipops, so I strapped one to my freshly plump dick. She immidiately stripped of her bikini, leaving her hairless, perfect pussy open to my mouth. She snapped and yelled "EAT MY EGGS" so I tried as hard as I could, but my tongue wasn't long enough to reach that far. I decided to stop reaching with my tongue, though it was sad to stop. Forgetting that the lollipop was there, I shoved my dick as far as I could into her pussy. She moaned in pain as I went in and out as fast as I could. Soon, she got used to it and wanted to feel that again. She screamed at me "FAAAASSSSSTER!!! HAAAAARRRRRDDDER!!!!!!!!" I followed her commands despite how tired I was. After about an hour, I wasn't pleasing her anymore. She yelled "MY TURN!" I swear she gave me the hardest blowjob I had ever felt, then sucked my dick like she needed it to live. I squeezed her nipples until actual milk came out of them
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When a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female for reproduction or sexual gratification.
If it's not a real penis, in a real vagina, it's just masturbation or foreplay.
Eric and John are gay and have never been with a woman, so they have never really had sex.
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Something you'll never have.
Something you'll never have. E.G: Sex.
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if your looking at this right now........get your mind out of the gutters and get a life!
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