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When you've accepted the fart you can't hold, and you still shit yourself
I was in the elevator and was trying to hold the fart, upon release I jump sharted
Getting ready to go somewhere quickly and still looking good
I have to jump tight because I have to be there in 20 minutes
When someone asks for your lit cigarette to light their cigarette with.
Hey man, can I catch a jump right quick?
Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
Basically, a group of wolves jumping on one beat. But, a group of people jumping on one person they robbing, mugging, disrespecting, bullying, and fighting. A female lying on, or falsely accusing a male of something to get everyone to believe he’s a criminal, and jump on him.
Malcolm: Three guys try to rob me.
Timmy: They’re all wolves jumping on one bear.
Someone who jumps somebody else's rope
"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."
The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!