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Goose n’ gouse is a very commonly used cult expression/word that is like saying swag but instead it’s goose n’ gouse to show your swaggy ness. (made by the ultimate SWGTDDS):
Shaggy shat noiry😼😈😍💩
Fagola the pimpest🤪🧶🥺🤑
Lil Crystal strag swag🧝🏻 ♀️🤎🔮🧸
Ultimate waifu💞✝️💋
Milf💆 ♀️👨🏻 🦰👌
Peepeerene la mamá🤰🏻👮🏻 ♂️😎🤰🏻
Big dick daddy 69😩☝️🍒
Stridster the biggie smolls🤠🦫👩 🦲🤏
- “Hey what’s up my browski?”
- “All good, just goose n’ gouse yk”
- drip my drip my drip
- ikr what a silly baka goose n’ gouse thing to do
Goose n’ gouse is the ultimate cult expression to use with ur swaggy friends. It means that you’re being swaggy and cool and is like saying swag or drip. It links back to cool people such as Ed sheeran and Trisha paytas.
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While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.
Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.
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To either drive while texting or attempting to text.
Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."
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When on you Pokemon run and stop a your friends place to bang his mum
Friend: hey man so good to see you, wanna do something?
You: sorry bro just a poke 'n go. Maybe next time? Have you seen your mum?
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Two Suzuki GSX-R motorbike riders that ride together and die together. They terrorise the local town by pestering the police and the Borough Council and always evade capture. Smoke 'n' Reek will also use their names as a phrase when agreeing with something or commending a good idea/decision and seal this by punching each others fist.
Smoke 'n' Reek have just spelt their name out on the road by doing burnouts on their motorbikes and then speed away just as the police arrive. Later the Borough Council arrive to clean up the mess.
Council says: Damn you Smoke 'n' Reek!
Back at the usual watering hole Smoke 'n' Reek are having a pint.
Smoke: Sicken them kents!
Reek: Smoke 'n' Reek (clenches fist)
Smoke: (clenches fist) Smoke 'n' Reek
Both punch each others fist.
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The newest viral craze. To play, just go into your favorite eating establishment and take a Dump & then Dash out, making sure to take a picture of the restroom in question, then posting it to Facebook and/or Twitter! More fun than planking, coneing and owling combined!
Guy #1: "Why are we stopping at Olive Garden? Are you picking up a to-go order?"
Guy #2: "No, I just need to do a Dump n Dash!"
Guy #1 "Go for it, I can't wait to see it on FB!"
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Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.
Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.
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