Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga

A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as

if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.

"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"

"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"

Mike:" Fuck you guys...

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I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

Wiped my shoes on her welcome mat

When going down on a girl you vomit in your mouth and either swallow it back or spray it on her cooter.

Dude, I was going down on this chick pastor and totally wiped my shoes on her welcome mat.

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shes actually just tying her shoe

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

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I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

One of the coolest quotes ever.

"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."

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Woah...That's How You Make a Shoe

Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.

JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."

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