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When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"
Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".
Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"
Nick: "It's with Top Men."
Grant: "Who?"
Nick: "TOP...MEN..."
Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"
Nick:"Yeah..."
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Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.
"Is that a muffin top costume?"
"No thats just her fat"
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a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today
"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"
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When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"
"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"
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Two Guys Sit Across From Each Other and Simulataneously Give Each Other Hand Jobs, like they are playing with a joystick
Hey You wanna play top gun?
I'll be Goose, you can be Maverick
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