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A heavy sleep inducing cake commonly prepared by an older relative.
"Uncle Tony's cake makes me tired..."
"I don't like Uncle Tony's cake it tastes funny."
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A white person who hates other white people. A white Uncle Ruckus often is romanticly in Mongolian races (northern Mongolian, Chinese and Indo-Chinese, Japanese and Korean, Tibetan, Malayan, Polynesian, Maori, Micronesian, Eskimo, American Indian), and Negroid races (African, Hottentots, Melanesians/Papua, “Negrito”, Australian Aborigine, Dravidians, Sinhalese). and finds the White race of people ugly revolting and overall cring
" What kind of women do you like?"
" well I am a White Uncle Ruckus"
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Preferably a verb
Defined as taking a baseball bat of hard alloy to vulnerable parts of someone, aka kneecaps, the back of the skull, etc.
(Usually do to a job or deal gone wrong, or just because it was a good idea to cripple the person)
"You didn't come through for me Paulie and now I'm gonna go Uncle Tony on your bitch ass!"
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A term used to describe Joe Biden and his strange actions against women and young children.
Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?
Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden
Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!
Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!
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Uncle Tim is that uncle who never stops talking. You often avoid confrontation with him because you know that he could spend 45 minutes talking about the smallest of things.
You will know if you have an Uncle Tim if you have ever experienced the following:
You hear the doorbell ring. You peak your head down the hallway to see who it is, and it's your Uncle Tim. Instead of letting him in like a kind person would do, you precede to hide in hopes that he will think that you are out and leave. If you knew that your Uncle Tim was going to be coming over you could probably avoid these things, but one of the many wonderful things about Uncle Tim is that he comes to your house unannounced, with no prior warning at all. An Uncle Tim is still under the impression that just because he is family, he can just drop by your house any time he wants, unannounced, uninvited, not even a friendly phonecall to say "hey could I come over?" This is mostly due to the fact that Uncle Tim's never really get invited anywhere, so after many years of this they just invite themselves, with no prior warning. You also try to avoid talking to your Uncle Tim on the phone, because just because he isn't face to face with you, that doesn't mean he can't talk to you for an hour on the phone. If you get a call from your Uncle Tim, you usually lie that you can't talk right now because the shower is running.
At the end of the day, when everything is all said an done, your Uncle Tim is a nice guy who means well, and you actually agree with a lot of the things he says, it's just that he doesn't know when enough is enough and he lacks common courtesy for others. You would never get rid of him, even if you could, because even though your life might be more peaceful and calm, family gatherings just wouldn't be the same without your Uncle Tim sitting all alone in the house while everybody else is outside, wanting so bad for someone to come inside so he can give them a 45 minute speech on proper table manners!
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the worst insult to ever have crossed mankind. Each time these forbidden words are spoken the andromed galaxy moves 10mph faster to the milkyway galaxy.
cem:ur mom gay haha.
tim: you went that way huh?ur dad lesbian
max: haha such weaklings i shall end you all ur granny tranny
saem: dont worry guys ive got this *prepares his lips* ur uncle buncle
Newsreporter: Breaking!!! The andromeda galaxy is moving faster than ever to the milkyway galaxy
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Diarria. Similar to "Aunt Flo" for anal sex.
"No bae, not that hole. My uncle Taco Bell is in town."
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