grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive

OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****

Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

Beard Boob

Minor irritation of a woman's cleavage due to prolonged snuggling with a bearded man.

'We snuggled in bed all weekend, I woke up Sunday morning with beard boob.'

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.

Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.

Harley beard

“Harley Beard” (beardy) the goat forever will be

Harley Beardy is the goat and hates neeks