jerk clerk work

Tedious mind numbing work that you are clearly overqualified for. This type of work takes up at least fiftey percent of your time if your title includes the words "Assistant Manager".

I save my jerk clerk work for Mondays, since I am braindead then anyhow.

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Get to work Hippies

The battle cry to build, design, inspire, protest, rescue, and improve the planet through art, music, social justice, conscientious ideas and innovation.

Let’s work together to solve the problems of plastics and garbage destroying the oceans and marine life, now “Get to Work Hippies!”

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Bike to Work Day

A day for motorists to pose as cyclists for one day so that they can brag to their workmates about how healthy and environmentally conscious they are.

Bill: "I biked to work on Bike to Work Day. It's great to know that I'm keeping fit and saving the planet."

Jeff: "Bike to Work Day was three months ago. Have you biked to work since?"

Bill: "No way! The road is too scary. Once a year is more than enough."

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working on my manuscript

when a poet (a creature possessing a distracting amount of sensuality and dazzling magnetism) has successfully seduced his/her intended and is closing the deal.

Hey, Rob, I can't talk now - I'm working on my manuscript. I'll call ya tomorrow.

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Let's go to work

To use illegal suptances, such as Mirajauna. Slang Term.

Hey Aaron, let's go to work!!!

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southbound sandwich works

1. the best deli restaurant in burlington, nc...and the world
2. order the beeline and tomato bisque..that's called the sbsw usual..aka the rob conner
3. if you make fun of people that go to sbsw it's only because you know you could never make sandwiches that delicious and made in a timely manner
4. i hate you tim and nate

person 1: yo man..i gotta go to mike's deli today.
person 2: yo, fuck mike's deli..gotta go to sbsw
person 1: wtf is southbound sandwich works
person 2: you know nothing about good foood...go there, ask for the tim davis..that's a make your own sandwich with sourdough bread..and other ingredients that suck.

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live-work loft

An apartment constructed in pseudo-industrial architectural style that lacks interior walls, doesn't meet residential building codes, doesn't pay property taxes, and brings suburban yuppies into the city where they drive noisy nightclubs out of commerically zoned neighborhoods.

The rents on those new live-work lofts downtown are outrageous! It must be all the kickbacks for Da Mayor.

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