i didnt know the chain user was a girl

😏

chlorine:i didnt know the chain user was a girl :c
god/spider slayer 3000: no i just have a wig dumbass
chlorine: awooga🤩🤩🤩🤩

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

I like you like a younger brother

She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.

"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"

i love lean

the popular word made by Yeat's community since yeat talks so much about it

bro 1: I LOVE LEAN
bro 2: bro.. this is my grandmas funeral

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

So funny I forgot to laugh

Use This if you finds a video/text/image/tiktoks that you're friend's think it's funny

Goofy ahh uncle:Hey why the bears meet at their house?
Goofy ahhh me:why?
Goofy ahh uncle:So they can mate…..
Hahhahahahahahahahahah

(More goofy ahhh acumalaka laugh and moan from uncle:
Goofy ahh me:Ayo so funny I forgot to laugh😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐