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Goading a dude to do something by illustrating what a fuckin' pussy he's being.
Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
They are amazing in bed. They are capable of pleasing you and they also have very huge dicks. People say that are angels in disguise.
Person: I saw a CIC man today!
Friend: Omg you're so lucky
red man is a red man who marries 2nd cousin (also known as red neck)
ur a red man cuz u marry ur coisin
A mans that doesn’t keep his word, is constantly gives mixed signals, is not the ideal mans.
Friend: my mans was just saying he didn’t see a future with me a few days ago, but just told me that He’s inlove with me.
Me: sounds like a toxic mans to me
he steals anything that u have if its tin
no tin man don't steal my tin pot b****