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Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...
Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."
Manning middle school is for whit rich snobs who’s parents think their kid is perfect, when in reality they are smoking and shit. The grades are also fucking the worse a B there is an A at everit or any other school
“Hey you go to manning middle school right, let me guess ur going to fucking rv next year!”
A white man , called pink due to the lack of melanin in there skin makes them appear pink
That pink man just tried to talk to me
a rich, handsome, disgustingly wealthy man who makes no money due to his garbage luck in this universe.
matt: yo mehico man/mehicko man/mehycko man
a: that shit was ass n*gga
Semen. No, not Seaman, "semen".
AVGN: It's 'SEA-MAN'. SEA! MAN! Not 'semen'. As in jizz! Splooge! MAN BAZOOKA JUICE!