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National theme park day!
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To the theme park with your friends NOW you have to go it’s Damm national theme park day!!!! You NEED to go with your friends don’t walk run to the theme park now!
Go to a theme park on august 20 for national theme park day
National Booty pics day
send your crush/gf/bf 15 booty pics with different angles
bf: Wow it’s August 20, you know what that means ?
gf: *15 attachments*
The day where everyone is caught lacking.
"Bro Finn got caught lacking today like 200 times! He even cummed on Lara's bed!" "That's probably because it's August 20th: national caught lacking day."
The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important
Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp
It’s like a new chapter in the biblical book, but it already happen and it’s still here
/ y’all can read it on covidiqus 20:19
Hey man do you got the flu?
Yeah I just find out in covidiqus 20:19
Reads it… Wow lol
When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.
Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.