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The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?
Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!
Ketchup: And?
Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!
Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.
Beef: Yeah, me too.
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When a man spins a basketball on his penis and then the woman takes the basketball off the mans penis using only her tongue keeping it spinning. she then proceeds to have intercourse with the man until he ejaculates and she is launched into the air and does a 180 slam dunk. this move must be done in a gymnasium.
Yo man this weekend im totally gonna reverse double dunk attack brenda
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The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the suicide bomber Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December 609 BE (Before Explosion). The information Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has destructive capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, eventually receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.
Submit to Allah or succumb to the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah.
ISIS THEME SONG (lyrics included to sing-along)
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Behi azadini w galal bugha faya qawmi hubu lidarbil kumah
Fa ima hayatun tasurul hudah wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Wa ima ma'matun yughighul uda
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Faqum yaw'faya lidarbin naja lilamdi saweeya nasudul ghuza
Wa narfa umajida wa nu'leh jiba abat antadila be ghairil ilah
Abat antadila le ghairil ilah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
Wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
Fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
Wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah
Il al haqi haya da'ana lewa
Li sahil manaya be harbi aydah
Faman ma ta'minna fi dan an himah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
Bi janati khuldin sayaghdu azah
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When a black female proceeds to laugh, cackle, and screech at the same time- signalling an impending attack. It is often done by younger black women, but older ones may also do this if provoked.
Black woman: *screeches incredibly loudly to signify attack*
White people: OH SHIT RUN, SHE JUST DID THE BLACK WOMAN ATTACK SCREECH!
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a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.
striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.
* Peanuts are yummy.
* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
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When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.
Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.
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same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.
My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.
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