Abat

A very intelligent gamer. Attractive and sexy as hell. Very romantic person who loves flowers and makes sure they don't get dry by providing Masafi water on them. He likes short girls who look like babies and have squeaky voice.

abat nice hot cars

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Abating

(Uh-bate-ihyng): Word randomly yelled in the middle of a conversation that is steeping towards boring, or in moments of awkard silence just to confuse non-abatingers and start a whole better conversation, usually involving reminiscing.

Anna: Yes I've had many periods... You know they say that period pains hurt more than getting kicked in the nuts.
Jim:...
Anna:...
Jim:......ABATING!!!!!
Anna:...What?

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abate

(v) To obsess about the odd, and not care about the needed.

"Quit pulling an abate, and stop sitting naked in front of your computer watching porn and managing your Fantasy Football team."

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abateful

A nautical, piratey term.

If you don't think abateful is a word, then you should go and abate yourself.

ABAT

All Blacks Are Thugs

Used to show hypocrisy to people who think ACAB that the street can go both ways. Not all cops are bad and not all blacks are thugs.

Liberal: F*ck the police, ACAB!
Logical Person: Well if ACAB then I suppose ABAT.

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abate

one who has an aweful or amazing body.

you dont have abate just a beer belly!

you have abate fit for a king, do me now!

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noise abatement

The measures taken to reduce the emission of unwanted sounds/vibrations in a given environment. Commonly referred to within;

1. Aviation: the procedures adopted to reduce aircraft noise on takeoff and landing - accomplished by reducing the power setting or avoiding densely populated areas.

2. Sex: the methods adopted to reduce the noise of fucking in an area surrounded by people. It is induced by; the rapid reciprocal motion of the woman's dangly beef curtains; the flapping noise of her pecky saggers as she receives intense drilling; or the moaning and groaning of the whore caused by the 15-inch bratwurst that's pounding her brains out. Solutions include using gaffer tape to stop the kebab lips from drooping and swaying, and stuffing her throat with your nozzle (or gravy) to extinguish all sound.

1. *1500 feet MSL*: "Noise abatement procedures please, so we can shut those god-damn environmentalists up."

2. "Dammit Louise, the pink lips of your bearded clam are fluttering against my wang! Grab the cooter tape, we need to enforce noise abatement!"