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The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.
Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.
A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”
“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.
Stuart went to Malta and on his first day had a Maltese Breakfast with his wife
April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast
Breakfast Hot-Box is when you hot-box (smoking weed in a closed car) in the morning.
"Hey, do you wanna wake up at 8 a.m. tomorrow and Breakfast Hot-Box?"
"Sure."
A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'
Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.