tuna of the land

Chicken meat

I made you a tuna of the land salad sandwich.

knick knack knocker rack

A bra that doubles as a storage place.

She pulled out 2 cell phones from her knick knack knocker rack.

Breakfast Dick

The hard-on you wake up to, aka morning wood.

Today i woke up for my job interview... but I couldn’t leave the house until I got rid of my breakfast dick.