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When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall
Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!
Said to rhyme with the phrase "bullshit", due to not having any other rhymes in mind. The acronym, BULL, is short for "black, ugly, lamentable, lady. Whereas, clit is just added to rhyme with "shit".
That's bullshit, that's BULL clit.
. . . A cup full of semen. Usually made fresh by many willing donators.
Waiter: *Hands them their sampler plate.* "Be careful... the plate is hot..... And there you go! Is there anything else can I get for you?"
Customer: *Steeples his hands.* ..... I'll take your house special.... Your Bull Cocktail.
Waiter and the entire male staff: *cue the sexy imaginary background music.*
When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
a competitive sex act where the female straddles the male, and she reaches back to squeeze his balls like a vise and hold on for 8 seconds.
"I got this bruise on the side of my head last night, because me and my Ol' man tried The Bull Rider and he bucked me off after 7 seconds into the wall."
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