when one takes serval white claws gets a big ass funnel shoves it up there butt and pours in the white claw and maple syrup
that was a cool Canadian butt chug
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According to some Americans, it does not exist.
(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So whatβs with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They donβt have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: Thatβs not accurate
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When a woman is being fucked in the piledriver position. The the man ejaculates and pools his cum in the crevice of her ass and pussy.
The man then allows the cums to drip down onto the face and mouth of the woman that is below. This is a Canadian piledriver waterfall.
My girlfriend was in a piledriver position when I came. So I dripped my cum all over her face giving her a canadian piledriver waterfall.
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When a man pisses on their partner's foot, then proceeds to slam his testes up and down, creating large bang noises.
example:
- hey, whats that noise coming from their room?
- i heard they're trying out a Canadian Foot Bang
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The act of penetrating the anus, follow by the vagina and finally finishing in the mouth (in this specific order).
Hooker: Canadian chilling dog, 500$. Canadian chilli dog and I eat the mayonnaise :550$
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Just like normal round robin, but for fucking idiots. Eh.
"So they want to play a round robin match?"
"Yeah, but they're too retarded to know how to do it themselves so we have to officiate."
"Oh, CANADIAN round robin."
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The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.
"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "
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