dead text

receiving absolutely NO response after texting a girl you met for the first time earlier in the week, even if you felt like there was a good connection between the two of you

1.
His Text:
Hey Cindy, I had fun hanging out last night, I'm gonna have a little cook out with some friends tonight, what are you up to?

Her Text:_________________________

2.
His Text:
Hi Shelley you definitely broke it down on that dance floor on Friday, did you take classes for those moves?

Her Text:_________________________

3.
Scenario with Friend

Friend: Did you ever get in touch with that cutie you hung out with all night?

You: Well I send her a text yesterday...

Friend: ...and?

You: Nothing! No response!

Friend: Damn dude, I can't believe you got dead texted after that.

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Xbox DEAD

The official name for Xbox's online subscription service known by all Xbox haters.

Dude! Why are you logging into Xbox DEAD? Xbox sucks, man!

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Dead Head

One who has become numb to emotions, usually after being jaded for so long. Trusts no one, has friends but doesn't connect with them. A misanthrope

Damn after breaking up with that bitch jenna, jimmy has been such a dead head.. poor guy.

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dead fish

a person when making out will just lie there straight as a board and have the monkey look on face when trying to make out, there is no contact, no feeling of others ass or fondaling of the nuts, nothing stiff as a board and stays there the whole time.

heather connors

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Dead meme

When the dead horse is beat like an out of line step- kid.

Pepe the fucknut is a DEAD MEME.

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dead dreams

A spiffy messageboard to which only the most elite may belong.

Bob: Say Joe, have you posted on Dead Dreams lately?
Joe: No Bob, can't say I have. Something tells me I'm just not cool enough to be posting there.

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dead squirrel

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

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