When an individual saturates their hand in saliva before reaching into their anus and removes a piece of shit and then proceeds to eat it
Steve: Hey bro
Mark: How did i go last night?
Steve: That bitch wanted a Juicy Fruit
The Quake Fruit is a fruit that when eaten the guy/women is granted with power to destroy the world.
He is so strong its like he ate the Quake Fruit.
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Bob: I like your shirt, what color is that?
Jim: leaf fruit! stem hair
The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.
I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.
Something you call someone in Animal Jam when you have a homophobic slur to say and the chat system filters it out.
"Fruit Slinger, Fruit Slinger!!"
"Are those 3 year olds calling me fruity and slurs?" Said the little gay boy.
When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!