southbound sandwich works

1. the best deli restaurant in burlington, nc...and the world
2. order the beeline and tomato bisque..that's called the sbsw usual..aka the rob conner
3. if you make fun of people that go to sbsw it's only because you know you could never make sandwiches that delicious and made in a timely manner
4. i hate you tim and nate

person 1: yo man..i gotta go to mike's deli today.
person 2: yo, fuck mike's deli..gotta go to sbsw
person 1: wtf is southbound sandwich works
person 2: you know nothing about good foood...go there, ask for the tim davis..that's a make your own sandwich with sourdough bread..and other ingredients that suck.

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I only work here

This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.

co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...

work hard and play hard

Buzzword (technically phrase) frequently used to describe the 'culture' of a company, particularly startups or larger corps trying to project a cool image. In serious usage it's intended to imply that while there's a lot to do it's never thankless and that employees enjoy the experience overall; in practice, it generally means you're going to be working a lot of late nights without overtime for fear you won't be seen as a 'team player'; if you're lucky, this is recompensed by an open bar at the company holiday party.

You're probably not lucky, if you've taken a job where this was supposed to be one of the selling points.

"This is a really vibrant, growing organization. People love it here. We work hard and play hard." -- an interviewer you should not trust with your life or your livelihood. Run.

worked dat ass

when someone plays a trick on you and they weren't tellin da truth.

boi:Hey itz sumthin on ur shirt.
gurl: 4 real (looks down)
boi: sike worked dat ass

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.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.

human.exe has stopped working

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good enough for government work

Probably not the best, but what the hell, at least we got the job done to minimally acceptable standards.

Max: "Hey, you done trimming those shrubs?"

Minnie: "I don't know, they look a little uneven yet..."

Max: "Nah, that's good enough for government work, let's go get a beer!"

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Work from home holiday

A holiday that isn't officially recognized by your company, so you and everyone just "work from home" on that day.

Do we have Columbus Day off? Nope, it's just a Work from home holiday