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A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
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Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.
"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."
epithet voiced by Britney in a break at the courthouse after being asked by a reporter how everything was going in regards to her custody hearings.
Hey, Brit, how are things goin'?
Answer: EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F*CK IT
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A slang slur in the phrase of, "My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack." There are other versions of this like, "My neck, my back. Lick my balls and my sack."
My Neck, my Back. Lick my pussy and my crack.
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A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises
He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)
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when you take her out for drinks then preform oral sex after shes drunk
Gonna take Jenny out tonight, hopefully I can liquor her up and lick her.
The act of a man, sticking his penis between a females breasts, with his penis poiting towards the females lower body, while the man also receives a butthole lick job from the lucky lady.
Yo, me and your Mom did the Reverse Titty Fuck Butthole Lick last nite. And damn, is she good!
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