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A deep, most often glass, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.
A symbol of his station.
Incorrectly referred to by woman as a "pie plate"
Here is your dinner hun.
Woman, this isnt my Man Plate!
It's dirty.
Then wash it before my steak gets cold!
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A man who will, open doors for you, tell you you're beautiful, and love you so hard you can't see straight. The only man that can steal your heart, smash it to a thousand pieces, and hand it back to you, only to have you say thank you, because he was just so damn nice about it.
To know the love of a Southern Man, is to know true love, if only for a little while.
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Creeper, oh man.
So we back in the mine,
Got our pickaxe swinging from,
Side to side,
Side side to side,
This task's a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds to-
Night night night,
Diamonds to-night,
Heads up,
You hear a sound, turn around and look up,
Total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those,
Eyes eyes eyes,
Eyes eyes eyes eyes,
(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain,
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn',
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again, stuff again -gain,
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from,
Right be-hind,
Right right be-hind,
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's got to end at this,
Time time time,
Time time time time,
Blows up,
And your health bar drops and you could use a one-up,
Get inside, don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't,
Die die die,
Die die die die,
oh man
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all
Our stuff again,
(Creepers, you're mine)
(Haha)
Dig up diamonds,
Craft those diamonds,
Make some armor,
Get it baby,
Gonna forge it
Like your so MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamond
So come at me, bro,
(Huh)
Trainin' in your room
Under the torchlight
Hone that form
To get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day,
And the whole night,
Creepers' out prowlin' (whew) all right,
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge,
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm a, warrior baby,
What else is new?
And my blade's gonna tear through you,
(Bring it) 'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
(Gather your stuff, yeah, let's take back the world)
Yeah baby tonight,
(Haha)
Have your sword, armor and go
(It's on)
Take your revenge!
So fight, fight,
Like it's the last, last
night of your life, life
Show them your fight,
(CHORUS)
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight,
You grab your pick, shovel
And bolt again, bolt again -gain.
And run, run, until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn,
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's tried to steal all our stuff again.
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Nickname for Ann Coulter because she has what appears to be an adam's apple, probably due to her advanced age and extreme anorexia. BTW, it's not putting down drag queens, its a slur at her lack of femininity as well as blatant lack of humanity. She is hated by anyone with a sense of human decency.
Man Coulter's adam's apple was very visible today on Faux News. It was bobbling while s/he spewed more annoying hate speech. Man Coulter's ten times the man Bill O'Reilly is.
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-noun, plural charisma men
A white male who, although completely lacking social skills in his natural environment, procures seemingly godlike sexual powers upon arrival to Japan.
(on train)
A: "Look at that Dustin Diamond-lookin' loser over there trying to hit on the hottie in the fuckmeboots."
B: "Jesus, she's waaaaaay out of his league. I bet he actually thinks he can score that. Let's let him in on the secret."
A (to dustin diamond-lookalike): "HEY CHARISMA MAN, CUT IT OUT! THE GIRL SAID SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER! LEARN THE LINGO!"
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Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.
If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.
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bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.
Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.
We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.
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