mother fuck-o

mother fucker: some one that fucks their mum like mark mcumic from great britin.

sed by the greatest white guys ever....
INSANE CLOWN POSSE

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Dingding mother fucker

When you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. After a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherfucker!” Ding ding motherfucker is a verbal outburst ordering The other person to answer the damn phone. Additionally, ding ding motherfucker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.

#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“Your phone is buzzing”
“You have messages”
“Dingding mother fucker, answer the damn phone!”

or
#2 “Your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“Dingding mother fucker, put the seat down, asshole!”

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Mother May I

To see a female that make u fell like you just fell In love.

*see's hot girl* MOTHER MAY I GO AND ASK HER WHAT HER NUMBER IS!
Le mom: uhhhhh.. Sure.

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word to your mother

If you hear the phrase, "Word to your mother," it typically means you should leave the area immediately because you are very close to a coloured/black person.

It can also mean that you are very close to a whigger or a similar type animal that is trying to identify with a coloured/black person.

Be aware that some Asian's and Hispanic's (legally, Hispanic not white) people have learned that if they establish some primitive rapport with coloureds, they may reduce their chances of personal injury inflicted by said coloured, or incurring damage to their personal property caused by the primitives.

"Mommy, that man told me, "Word to your mother." What does that mean?

"Just get in the car honey. We shouldn't be here."

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word to my mother

This phrase is used by your typical fuckboy or douche. Meaning he's swearing on his mother he didn't do what he was accused of.

"Word to my mother i'm not a fuckboy"

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shit mother fuck

this can mean just about anything. It can be used as a noun, adj, or even a verb.

EX: can you pass the shit mother fuck?

how was your day and shit mother fuck?

Yeah, I had to do the dishes and shit mother fuck.

do you like her and shit mother fuck?

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old mother hubard

old mother hubard went to the cubboard to get her dog a bone but when she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own

the dog

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