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A cell phone that does not have features of a smartphone.
James dropped his ghetto cell phone in the toilet.
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One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone
Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"
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A joke/phrase that people say when answering someone's phone. Its slightly irritates the owner of the phone, That's what makes it fun.
*John is busy cooking*
Phone rings**
John : Yooo , can you get that for me ?
Peter : Okay *answers phone* new phone, who this ?
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A phone that is not able to copy and paste, multitask, mount SDCards or offer any popular applications. Microsoft's failed attempt to make a phone.
I heard a Microsoft Employee tell me how cool his new Windows Phone 7 is. I asked him if he could multitask applications like Pandora and browse his e-mail at the same time. He said no. I asked him if popular apps like Angry Birds were available for it. He said no. I asked him if he could add and remove an SDCard from the device. He said "Only if I want to Brick the Phone". It's a real game changer!
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A phone sex pimp is a unemployed man who convinces his girlfriend who he lives with to do phone sex to earn money for paying his court costs and fines. The money is also used to buy his beer and cigerettes and cable.
Phone sex pimp: Woman get your ass out of bed and get on the telephone and make me some money!
Woman: Do it your self you lazy no good bum! I'll cut your balls off and then your voice will be high!
(As she gets up anyway to answer the calls.)
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To throw up after drinking lots of booze. A phrase used to let your buddies know you are gonna go and heave somewhere, but fool the hoes so they don't know you drink like a lady.
You feel like you are gonna throw up and say: "Hey ladies, I gotta go *make a phone call*, I'll be right back"
Or... Jim says to his buddies... "That guy is totally wasted, bet he needs to *make a phone call*"
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The rhythm you use when you are telling someone your phone number (in person not in a text). Usually area code (pause) first three numbers (pause) and the the last four numbers.
Bob: Hey, what are your phone numbers?
Phil: Oh, It's 555 555 5555.
Bob: Okay, and you Ted?
Ted: Mine is 4444 44 444.
Bob: Dude, you got bad Phone-Number Rhythm!
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