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Boat Nazis

In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.

Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.

'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'

Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!

'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'

by Cpt. Steve August 18, 2012


whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008


build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)

hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK

by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024


grassy bottom boat

When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

by ItzPaulTheAsshole April 1, 2022


The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 31, 2022


40 boat

Back in the day (1990's) my boyfriend and I would say let's grab a "40 boat"! It's another way of saying 40 ounces of cheap ass beer!

Hey let's grab a 40 boat and some munchies !

by Autumnhawk June 22, 2017


The boat

Commonly a casino located in midwestern cities. Initially upon legalization, casinos were limited to riverboats. However, developers began building casinos right next to a riverfront, skirting any laws prohibiting them from doing business outside of a riverboat. The term boat just stuck with all the patrons and now its used fairly common.

1: "I'm so fucking pissed!"
2: "Why, what happened?"
1: "I ended up goin' to the boat last night and lost a grand!"
2: "You dipshit!"

by tcrmpie4200 May 3, 2023