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Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
When you put peanut butter on your dick and push your dogs head on it to lick it off
I just used the peanut butter push and it felt great!
Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.
This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.
can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
Two gay men eating peanut butter out of each other's ass
Mike was eating peanut butter out of John's ass. Peanut butter brother's
1. Abbreviation of “Penis, nut, and shake” referring to the male orgasm
2. The act of procreation
“At the end of the day, we’re all just the leftovers of a Peanut shake.”
A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.
Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
Listen up! Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert!
When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"