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cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.
i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.
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When you get a fat girl, and take her to taco bell, order her three bean burritos, then have her eat them. You take her home and get her naked, put your head on her belly and rub it. When you hear a rumbling, you bend her over, put you head above 3 inches from her butt hole, and let her fart into your mouth. If you are lucky you will get a bean.
"Hey did you give that girl a rusty bean last night," said johnny.
"Oh yeah, for sure," said Dale
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Its when u fuck a girl in the ass and your dick is coverd in shit and you make the girl give you head.
"hey tyler i gave that girl ashley a rusty submarine last night"
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Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.
That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?
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A rusty pigeon is a sexual practise which involves have anal sex with your partner, and then receiving a blowjob job as you ejaculate. The movement of the girls head moves back and forth in the style of pigeon as she gulps down the seamen.
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a severe cramp in the side of a runner that usually occurs while running a warm-up for track or cross country. This cramp feels like a knife stabbing any of the vital organs.
"Hey, why you runnin' so damn slow sonny jim?"
"Rusty saber."
"Oh."
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Rusty Saxophone is similar to a Rusty Trombone, except there is anal fellatio and fingering with no reach around, whilst giving the male excruciating blue balls due to the non pleasure of the genitalia.
Your mom is terrible at the Rusty Trombone! She gave me something I had to add to Urban Dictionary! I call it a Rusty Saxophone. My balls hurt so fucking bad.
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