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“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.
When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.
The self-reference of the future.
What! Stupid self-reference! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!
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A hate crime in the United States, if the attacker is non-White.
John shot Tyrone while Tyrone was trying to break into John's house. John was charged with a hate crime because he was acting in self-defense while White.
The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
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The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally self hatred. The self loathing heaves are a thing that many people don't even wish on their worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
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Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.
Go give your self a neck massage
Billy bob: hey bob billy can i please have a neck massage?
Bob billy: no billy bob how about you go and neck your self?!
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