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person 1: I found twenty dollars on the street yesterday
person 2: oh, Sweet ass titties!
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Phrase that Alabamian people use after having sex with their family
John: Hey sis wanna bang?
Cathy: Sure John
*John and Cathy are banging each other*
John: Sweet Home Alabama
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Sweet Briar is a small, all-women's liberal arts school that is about doing it all: playing a varsity sport, holding a leadership position in ten different clubs, having a boyfriend, having three campus jobs, and earning an amazing GPA, all while wearing pearls and a pink bow in your hair.
VMI and Hampden Sydney boys may date girls from Randolph Macon Women's College and Hollins but they marry Sweet Briar girls because, they're quality.
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Tenderly sodomizing a man with Chinese food with a doughnut located on your dick.
Doug: "So, what did you think of that Sweet Chinese Doughnut?"
Larry: "It made me feel special.....on the inside."
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When someone is acting crazy not from drugs or alcohol, but from excessive consumption of caffiene pills or sugar
"that nigga jamal be actin crazy as shit! he must be sippin that purp or somethin"
"nah nigga he just be tippin on some sweet tea"
"I wanna get my dance on at the club in a bit but i aint got no money to get crunk beforehand"
"shit nig just start tippin the sweet tea, you'll be dancin crazy as shit"
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A challenge where the girl eats nothing but sweet corn for two or more days followed by some anal sex. This is done so there will be no shit in her asshole and will instead be full of sweetcorn.
Guy A: Guy B. When will you do the sweet corn challenge?
Guy B: I don't know man. Like wouldn't that just be like fucking a can of sweet corn?
Guy A: No balls you won't.
Guy B: Fine I'll do it.
*Days later*
Guy B: Well, that was wierd.
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A kah-razy cartoon starring a cross between a cow and a helicopter, Eh Steve, a Wheelchair, and Strong Bad with an old Casio keyboard for a head.
"Eh, Steve!"
"I'll get you, Eh Steve, if it's the last thing I do!!"
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