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You talk dirty when you have sex.
Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.
Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.
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Todd tried to get your goat, but failed miserably.
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To Scrub A goat is to say:
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here
When Said with an accent ,
It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.
M:I want my phone Back Retard.
k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,
M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT
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An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.
Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw
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Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
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Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"
When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"
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The ability to intentionally annoy, agitate or otherwise aggravate another individual to a point of critical instability bordering on emotional breakdown.
Yer boss called and left a message for you. Seems like you've been accused of sexually abusing your secretary, embezzling from the widows and orphans fund and jerking off in your cubicle.
Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? I give my life to that company and THIS IS MY REWARD for 40 years of service?!
Who's got your goat?! haha!