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when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.
To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
Going to town on yourself with a rubber glove on in the public toilets at Westfield shopping centre.
I heard some bloke in the dunnys ringing the chooks neck today.
what a grub
when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction
bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier
The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.
She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!