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To cover your feet in sperm forming a white 'sock'.
- John, have you got your Norwegian socks on again?
-Yeah, I haven't had a chance to wash!
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sock used by seamen first class and below.
You sea dogs drop your cocks! grab your navy socks! hit the decks! you are in the navy now not behind a plow.
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A common term used to describe the process of, after having anal sex with a woman, using a knife to cut out the rosebud, and putting it on your cock.
Fat chicks provide thicker dirty socks to keep me warm during the winter time.
The chinese laundrimat owner was out of line when he refused to clean my dirty socks. He is a racist.
My teammates were talking about how rank their socks get after practice. I said, "I know. I clean my dirty socks all the time but they still smell like shit."
Frank and George said, "Our Red Sox are the best!" I replied, "What type of laundry detergant do you use, because my dirty sox never get that clean!"
Tom said, "I love the White Sox." I replied, "Gross! I can't believe you fuck hairy grannies!"
Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" called my a freak when I told him that I wear dirty socks.
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When a man gives a female a Pink Sock and then inserts it in her vagina. He then yells "Put a sock in it....bitch!"
Nate yelled at her to put a sock in it while he was putting a sock in it....bitch.
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A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.
(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
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When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.
Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.
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When you're fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and accidentally give her a pink sock aka prolapse. Then you're all like "damn baby I just pulled your fucking intestines out yo asshole!" So you have to man up and be chivalrous and shit and push that shit back up in her butt. So you punch her prolapse back in for her but your arm gets stuck up inside her anal cavity, causing you to be able to control her basic motor functions, making her your sock puppet.
"Yo dude did you take that chick home last night?"
"Hell yea I did, and let me tell you bro, she was such a freak that she let me sock puppet her."
"You lucky SOB."
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