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That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.

A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."

by telltale August 31, 2013


agricultural land reserve

When someone leaves your organization and your actions reflect that person's departure, generally in a negative manner.

When Wayne went to work in a different job, his co-workers started acting agricultural land reserve.

by Jaden 41 August 4, 2020


Land of the Chill

Canada.
The land of the Chill refers to both the chilly climate we have in Canada and the generally laid-back and non-warlike attitudes of its' peoples.

In reference to almost any hockey game against another country, ¨We kicked your asses from the Land of the Chill¨
When responding to any english-speaking inquiry as to where one is from ¨The Land of the Chill¨is an acceptable answer for a Canadian abroad.

by li_the_cheetah November 26, 2009


Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.

That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.

by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018


Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady

School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020


Glory Land

A place you go to have fun

Im boutta go to Glory Land to have hella fun

by Orangesaregood72 April 24, 2024


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by Wendysfg October 28, 2023