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When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time
When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.
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Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.
Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.
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1) To tackle, preferably off a bicycle, a hefty woman who is breast feeding and while she is defenseless, go in for the kill and feed off of her via drinking her breast milk. The term is derived from a scene in, writer and director, Jerzy Skolimowski's, 2009 film, Essential Killing, which tells a story of an escaped Taliban fugitive in the Polish Forests.
2) To forcefully drink a woman's or man's breast milk from the victims nipples.
I was jumped last week by some street urchins and they milk raped me.
I will milk rape you how I milk rape myself
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The act of forcibly folding your girlfriend's fat lower belly (aka, gunt) and fucking the fold.
My buxom girlfriend was leaning forward while wearing a bikini top, so I went ahead and gunt-raped her.
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Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?
"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"
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When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.
Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.
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When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.
"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."
Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
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