bi-winning

The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...

“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”

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festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.

Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!

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Acronesia

The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.

"What's SMH again? Darn it, I KNOW THIS. I guess I'm having another fit of acronesia..."

fricon

A terms tweens use instead of the freak word.

Yeah, Scotty is soo fricon sexy!!!!!! <333

mutches

How many mutual friends you have with someone on a certain social network.

Who the hell is this person who wants to be my friend? Somehow we have like 440 mutches. Stalker.

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hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

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snOMGeddon

The panic that sets in when people start planning for the biggest blizzard of all time after they find out it's supposed to snow more than an inch or two.

Pal #1: "See you tomorrow"

Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"

Pal #1: "OMG!"

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