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Human-Gun marriage

It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.

Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.

by JuFu August 7, 2014


Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011


machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016


semen chain-gun

The act of rapidly squeezing your dick when you cum, Making several small drops of cum fly from your cock, resembling a chain-gun.

Jenny: Last night James gave me a semen chain-gun
Jessica: Wow, I'm jealous!

by RampagedAlpaca April 7, 2016


Team Top Gun

A group of smashingly talented young men who consistently quote the movie "Top Gun" throughout their day, every day. These individuals can be seen commenting on things like car accidents and saying phrases like, "you don't own that! the taxpayers do!" or "Son your ego is writing checks your body can't cash".

"Hey, you know Brian, Victor, Shane, and Wyatt?"

"You mean those jerks who won't quit reciting Top Gun lines?"

"Yea, they're so Team Top Gun."

"Totally."

by BAMF^2 December 9, 2011


chi ma gun

This is how you would say when someone is nuts, try it out on your friends.

Is that guy chi ma gun?
he's totally chi ma gun.

by Amansithnoguts December 6, 2016


nerf gun king

The coolest kind of king around that is super badass. May have autism.

Dakota the nerf gun king was BADASS

by Nerf gun king April 26, 2022