v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.
Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.
Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
When a Q-anon or other conspirator creates meaning from secret numbers, letters, or other clues found on the internet.
He dropped his phone and it tweeted the letter M, so the apes baked a theory that he was secretly telling them to buy more Gamestop stock.
A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.
i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!
Riding the electric bike with the homies around after smoking some zaza. Got me feeling like we're Baked Bikers. Got that good music playing. We both be baked on our bikes fading like a mf. Baked Bikers. BB!
Did you ever see those guys biking, look at their eyes, they must've smoked the good shit they must be the Baked Bikers! No DUI for them because they're Baked!
A cable bake is a traditional get-together held by audio professionals where cables are laid out in the sun to remove their kinks and ensure correct wraping. It is a cause for community celebration and togetherness, typically involving potluck style food, merriment, and drinking adult beverages.
My buddy is hosting a cable bake tonight, let's bring some food and make a party out of it.
When you take a break from a task to smoke weed
John: It smells like weed in here.
Kate: Yeah, Jackie just got back from a bake break.