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Where your high school sweetheart will be hit on by a 50 year old businessman.
I lost her when we went to the Neptune Festival in Virginia Beach
Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Yo you're from virginia beach?
Yeah
Wow is that why you have depression?
Yes
When you throw sand on a bitch
I was fucking a chick in Alaska but I wanted that sunny cali feel so I beached a bitch
The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
A beautiful ocean front space for families and recreation rendered toxic and unusable for a generation by the incompetent leadership of Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass.
Did you hear Johnny got cancer from playing volleyball on a Bass Beach.