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A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
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A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
Pacific Beach surfer - noun phrase - a fuckboy who does not think
Wesley has never seen psychotronictruth.com - what a mfing Pacific Beach surfer!
The act of blowing pop rocks up into a girls vagina while she is on her period.
My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.
A person who is always there and can stay up chatting and playing minecraft all night if you just suggest it. She is easy to get along with. And just try to keep her from ruining her hair. But she is usually found with a group of friends at school and can be loud but softly toned at the same time. P.S don't let a Hailey go and forget her. Always try to stay connected with her.
Hailey, That Hailey Beach is a great person, Jason. You should meet her.
The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"