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He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
An expression to describe the absolute superlative level of tidiness, chicness and beauty. It’s a condition that is seldom achieved and is almost impossible to obtain in its full form for a prolonged period of time. It takes place (in its accurate definition) when hair, face and clothes (optionally make up too) formulate a perfect matching of flawlessness. Moreover, when all of the characteristics of the looks of oneself not only have been enhanced and immaculately prepared but also have been throughly idealised with the intent of respecting the rules of fashion and fine taste of styling as hoc for the person’s figure. It doesn’t just refer to the preparation and the architecting of the look which entirely depends on the person’s abilities but it also includes the health of the body that in such situation, out of luck or because of a condition of (either induced or natural) wellbeing, presents all of its features in their best form (whole face, body and hair).
The clean look has been several times obtained by supermodels and celebrities
London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"
The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”
Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.
Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”
Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.
It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.
Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.