architecting

the act of creating something beautiful and not being a pretentious asshole about it

Stosh: I see you've been ARCHITECTING. That portico is to die for! It does seem a bit fancy for an entrance to White Castle?

Helga: Yes, well an old greek woman read my fortune and told me White Castle needed an upgrade. So I drank a triple espresso and ARCHITECTED that thing in 48 hours.

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architecting

V. The act of designing or creating. A very clever away message.

Shut up, I'm architecting.

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architecting

1) Being an architect. 2)The act of architecting.

John was architecting last night in my bed.

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Architect

A man who builds his lover through dedicated work of feeding. He is building his masterpiece one cheese curd at a time.

The architect built his lady with love to 530 pounds.

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architect

An overworked and underpaid employee - of a pretentious registered practitioner of the arts (a prat). Many years in tertiary education have left the 'architect' bitter and in debt - and unable to relate to the remainder of society.

I am an 'architect' - the rest of you are unimaginative scum.

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architect

A (state licensed) diverse designer extending themselves beyond 'art' to the realm of building. Blending scientific knowledge with artistic creativity to fulfill a desire to build.

Thoughts are translated to built form by way of drawing.

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architect

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verb. architect-ed, architect-ing
To sleep two hours a week, strain one's eyes, learn the various uses of tape, and spend an unnecessary amount of money.

1. "You architect too much. Imagine what it's gonna be like when you're in the major."

2. "I architected the crap out of last week!"

3. "Sorry I couldn't come to the funeral...I was architecting..."

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